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Every woman makes
Susannah Quinn glared
at the door to the Sheriff’s private office. Yep, every woman makes mistakes,
but most women didn’t have to put up with a constant reminder of their not so
brilliant actions. And most women didn’t have their mistake showing up
at their office –flaunting tanned muscles and polluting the environment
with clouds of testosterone and male arrogance.
Of course, mistake
didn’t quite describe what she’d done. No tiny lapse in judgment for old
Susannah Quinn. When she decided to throw common sense out the window, she
didn’t mess around. Her fair skin flamed at the memory.
Temporary insanity was
the only explanation for her behavior. If temporary insanity was a legal
defense in criminal court, shouldn’t she also be able to escape punishment for
her lapse in judgment? Instead, she had her mistake aka D. E. Hogan show up,
right on her doorstep. That was cruel and unusual punishment if she’d ever
heard of any. That kind of redress might be banned by the U. S. Constitution,
but, apparently, in the grand cosmic scheme of things, it was still being
dished out. What was even worse was that Hogan turned out to be the new
consultant for the Murphy’s Cove Police Department down on the coast. To make
matters worse, he just had to drop by the Sheriff’s office every blasted day.
Susannah picked up her
coffee cup, an oversized white mug emblazoned with red letters: Deputies do it in mirrored sunglasses! She drained the lukewarm black coffee. Muttering beneath her breath at the injustice
of it all, she slammed the heavy ceramic mug down.
with you this morning?” asked Grace Collier.
Susannah didn’t look over at the dispatcher for fear of encouraging her. She’d
known Grace, her best friend’s mom, all her life and loved the outspoken woman,
but she wasn’t interested in being on the receiving end of one of Grace’s
The ringing phone
saved her. Grace punched a button. “Dispatch. This is Grace.”
Susannah ignored the
conversation, knowing it was Grace’s friend Eunice who ran the Courthouse Cafe
across the street. The woman called every morning so she and Grace could
discuss yesterday’s episode of their favorite soap opera. Soap news ranked at
the top of the list of excitement here in Vance.
There was never any
criminal activity in Alton County. Other than high school seniors climbing the
spindly old water tower to spray paint Class of whatever on the rusty
tank. Sometimes, a few years passed before a kid got an itch and a can of spray
paint along with the desire to immortalize his graduation from the consolidated
high school that served most of the small towns in the county. Nothing ever happened in this narrow slice of
coastal prairie far west of Houston. That was the way her uncle Barney Drummond,
the Sheriff of Alton County ever since Susannah could remember, liked it. Life
here moved as fast as a crawling turtle.
Not much occurred even
down in Murphy’s Cove, the county’s richest town. Besides, the resort town had
its own overpaid police department to deal with the few year-round residents as
well as the many rich divorcees who mobbed the coastal enclave for the rich and
The only hotbed of
activity was over on the four-lane highway that sliced through part of Alton
County. That’s where the real action was. Susannah sighed. If catching speeders
could be considered action. Disgruntled at her lot in life, she tried to return
her attention to the report she was typing. Unfortunately, that reminded her of
her temporary insanity.
Hogan,” he’d said when her uncle the Sheriff had introduced him. Susannah
had shaken his hand as if she’d never laid eyes on him before.
Until Hogan, she’d had
only one secret in her life. It had caused her humiliation and anger. Now, she
had something else to hide. Ironically, Hogan was the only person on earth who
knew anything about her first painful secret. One thing about being hurt,
humiliated, and angry. Those emotions sure helped squash the warm tinglies that
assaulted certain parts of her anatomy every time Hogan walked through the
door. If only those painful emotions had changed her body’s instinctive
reaction to him.
Another sigh escaped
her. There was just something about Hogan. If she’d been a woman given to
flights of fancy, she’d have called it love at first sight. But she didn’t
believe in love. Much less love at first sight. She knew enough about human
sexuality to know love at first sight was nothing but pheromones. Calling it
smell at first sight would be more accurate. It was just basic primitive sexual
Whatever you called
it, Susannah would do anything to keep Hogan from learning how susceptible she
was to him. Her delicate chin squared in resolve. She might not be able to run
away now that he was in her county, but she could stand and fight. Or take
cover behind cynicism and sarcasm. Whatever worked.
“Hey, hon. Eunice
wants to know if you want her to save you some peach pie?”
“No, thanks. I’m
not in the mood for anything else sweet. I had one of Aunt Opal’s cinnamon
rolls this morning.”
Grace hung up the
phone. “Maybe some more sugar would change your sour mood.”
protested that she wasn’t in a sour mood, Grace waved her words aside.
“You’re grumbling and muttering beneath your breath with every word you
type. And what’s with all those long-suffering sighs?”
“It’s not fair
that I have to do Hogan’s reports while he swaggers around this office every
day. Why doesn’t he stay down in Murphy’s Cove at the police department where
“My advice to
you, missy, is to just get over it. Life isn’t always fair.”
Susannah clamped her
mouth shut. She, better than anyone, knew how unfair life was. She’d learned
that at the age of seven. Just in case she ever thought about forgetting that
little lesson, what had happened when she’d turned sixteen would always remind
her. Then there was last month. She just hadn’t been able to leave it alone.
What a fool she’d been.
Enough, damn it! Anger
at the present was better than wallowing in the past. She shot a venomous look
at the solid oak door separating the outer office from her uncle’s inner
sanctum. Every day Hogan visited her uncle. Susannah suspected he hung around
just to irritate her. Just to look at her with his big blue eyes as if he
Susannah struck the keys with so much force that her fingertips hurt. Thinking
about him was always a mistake. Why wouldn’t he stay away? “Double damn. I
don’t care if Hogan and Uncle Barney are best buds. Just let that man ask me to
type one more report. Or. . . or . . . anything, and I will not be responsible
for my actions.”
Her fingers flew
across the keys as she typed. The archaic word processing program, set to make
an audible electronic beep when a word was misspelled, beeped like the back-up
horn on a garbage truck. “That man isn’t even connected to the Alton
County Sheriff’s Department. Unless you count his schmoozing with Uncle
Grace laughed at her
as if she were a stand-up comic. With a careless wave, the woman dismissed
Susannah’s complaints and turned her attention to the romance novel that lay
ever present on the dispatch desk.
Susannah picked up a
crumpled paper napkin covered with blue ink squiggles. “Would you just
look at this? It looks like a Rorschach test, not notes to be transcribed. I
should’ve refused the first time Uncle Barney asked me to lend a hand. I’d like
to lend Hogan a hand. Right across his smug face.”
“Then why didn’t
you just say no?” Grace chuckled. “It’s not like anybody twisted your
arm and forced you to type Hogan’s reports.”
Grace was right, but
Susannah’s intuition had told her it might be wise to pick her battles with
Hogan. “I was just trying to please my uncle.” Her first day as a deputy for her uncle had
been a disaster. She looked up and caught Grace’s hard stare. “Okay, okay.
We both know I was trying to make amends for my little faux pas.”
pas? That’s a good one.”
Susannah gritted her
teeth as Grace laughed loudly.
gonna grind the enamel off your teeth if you keep gettin’ upset like that, and
what’s Hank gonna say about that?”
loudly and leaned back, determined to cool off. “Thank you, Grace, for
that pearl of wisdom. I’m sure your husband, talented dentist that he is, can
just make me a set of veneers if that happens.”
When Grace laughed
even louder, a reluctant smile tugged at Susannah’s mouth. Grace had always
been like a second mother to her. The only thing more ample than the woman’s
bountiful curves was her quirky sense of humor.
“Hon, just smile
when Hogan comes in. Don’t stiffen up like somebody put you in a body cast. And
quit being as touchy as a wet cat. Try to be more agreeable.”
is what got me stuck transforming Hogan’s chicken scratch into a report. If
this report’s for the Mayor of Murphy’s Cove, why can’t Mr. Hotshot Consultant
get someone in that police department to type it?”
“Maybe he likes
the way you glow like a red warning light when he hands you his notes.”
principle involved. I’m a deputy, not a secretary.”
When Grace just
chuckled, Susannah frowned. “Well, I am. Or I would be if I were given
half a chance. Stop laughing. This isn’t funny.”
danged serious. Lighten up. Be nice to Hogan. After all, he was pretty gracious
about that little faux pas as you call it.”
“He was not! He
was obnoxious and overbearing. I’ll tell you what his initials stand for. D is
for demanding. E is for egotistical. To top it all off, he got Uncle Barney to
tear up the ticket.”
Grace corrected. “One for parking. The other was for a cracked tail light
on the Suburban he was driving. At least that’s what you said.”
And the tail light was cracked.” Susannah hoped Grace attributed the
crimson that stained her cheeks to anger. That day, meeting Hogan again, here
in her town, had shaken her. After her uncle had introduced him, Hogan had
possessed the nerve to ask her to lunch. Fear had flooded her. Fear that he
thought they could have a fling. Fear that he didn’t want a fling. Most of all,
fear that she might not be able to keep her hands off him.
When she’d declined
his offer, his eyes had mocked her. She’d pretended to be absorbed in the fax
from the state police that she’d been reading.
In a voice so soft
she’d thought perhaps she’d imagined it, he’d said, “Coward.”
Alarmed that he’d
nailed it so perfectly, she’d not dared to look up. Moments later, the door had
opened and closed. He’d left without challenging her further.
Later, returning from
lunch, she’d seen a black Suburban pull up and double park behind the cars
filling the diagonal slots in front of the Sheriff’s office. She honestly
hadn’t realized it was Hogan driving until she’d walked over to ask the driver
to park in the lot across from the courthouse.
His blue eyes had gleamed
with amusement. And with something else. Something that made her breath catch.
Suddenly, the heat of the July day intensified. She knew what Hogan was
thinking. She could read it in his gaze as clearly as she could feel it in the
pulse points of her body. And that really scared her. If only he hadn’t looked
at her that way. If the corner of his mouth hadn’t lifted in that little smile.
All it had taken to
send panic chasing after the shiver of sexual awareness was his softly spoken
question. “Don’t you think we have something to talk about, Susy?”
The timbre of his
voice and the heat in his gaze were like flame to dry tinder. Terrified at her
body’s response to everything about him, Susannah had backed away. She shook
her head. “Don’t call me Susy.” She knew her quavering voice must
have matched her “deer in the headlights” expression.
“No heart to
heart talk today? No problem. I’ll be here a few weeks. We’ve got time.”
Susannah had felt all
the blood drain from her face. She’d felt hot and cold all in the same moment.
She could find no words to counter what she viewed as a threat. To be honest,
there was a traitorous part of her that wished she could leap into his arms. Into
his bed. But that would be disastrous.
All she’d had to do
was make a joke about that night. Pretend that she was sophisticated.
Unfortunately, she’d lost the ability to put together a coherent sentence, much
less a smart, hip response to defuse the situation. So she’d taken refuge from
his searching gaze and husky voice by whipping out her ticket book from her
khaki shirt pocket. Gruffly she’d explained he was illegally parked. She’d only
intended to write a warning. But Hogan had flirted. He’d winked and softly
said, “Are you sure you don’t want to go someplace private and talk about
this, Deputy? Maybe we can work something out?”
That had just
increased her panic. In a flash she saw a future she dreaded. He’d finish his
job at Murphy’s Cove and shake the dust of this small town. If she yielded to
her emotions, he’d leave her with nothing but regret. She’d ripped the ticket
out and handed it to him. He’d laughed.
The sound was the
match to her fuse. She seared him with a glance and walked around the Suburban,
making a pretense of inspecting the lights on the rear of the Burb just to buy
her panicked brain more time. In her most official voice, she said, “Your
right rear tail light is cracked.”
“Well, gee whiz,
Officer,” he said in a parody of a Texas drawl. “You sure as shootin’
better write that up. Can’t let a lawless desperado like me get away with
His mocking voice
spurred her on. Retribution was a bitch with a ticket book in hand. Ripping the
second ticket from the book, she handed it to him with a flourish. “As you
“You must not
have been in uniform longer than a nano second, or you’d know you don’t give
tickets to other law enforcement personnel. It’s not professional.”
His jeering words
burned her. She’d wanted to smack him with her ticket book.
Fortunately, her uncle
had arrived just then. It hadn’t taken the Sheriff long to get the picture.
He’d tsk tsked a bit, taken the tickets from Hogan, and stuffed them in his
pants pocket. She’d known her uncle would tear the tickets up. And he had.
Battle lines were
drawn that day. When Hogan dropped by, he alternated between flirting
outrageously and treating her like a child. She countered with whatever
put-down fit the occasion. She was just counting the days until he packed up
and went back to wherever he’d come from. Until then, her best defense was a
Still, it hurt that
her best friend’s mother seemed to side with Hogan. “Grace, you don’t
think it’s right for Hogan to act as if he’s above the law, do you?”
“Oh, pish. You’re
too young to be such a stickler for rules. Just once I’d like to see you thumb
your nose at responsibility.”
surprised Susannah. “You make me sound like a, well, like a stick in the
mud. A pompous stick in the mud at that.”
“Kids should be
kids, but you skipped over that and went straight to adulthood. You’re too
serious to moralize like this.”
asked, “Do I really sound so self-righteous?”
no.” Grace smiled and held her thumb and index finger close together.
“Well, maybe just a teeny bit. You gotta quit judging people and how they
should or shouldn’t act. And quit assuming responsibility for other people.
You’ve been doing that since you were seven. It’s time to live your own life.
Let others live theirs. Good golly. Have some fun. Stop being as unyielding as
a clod of sun-baked mud.”
hurt. A lot. Susannah blinked to dispel the sudden moisture that threatened to
turn into tears. “I was just saying that Hogan, as a hotshot consultant,
should set an example for others.”
“It’s not as if
he robbed a bank. All he did was double park.”
He was impeding traffic flow. He could have caused a traffic jam.”
“Oh, come on. Not
only is this the smallest dang county in Texas, it’s also got the smallest
towns. The closest thing to a traffic jam here in Vance was when Cici Rojas’s
pet sheep got loose and rammed the plate glass window at the bank.”
Susannah smiled at the
memory. She’d been fifteen when the massively overweight Ruffles had made his
“Now that assault
sheep impeded traffic when everybody jumped out of their cars to try to catch
him. Would you have written tickets for all of them or joined in the effort to
catch Ruffles? I’m just saying that sometimes there might be mitigating
circumstances to consider.”
through Susannah. “You should have been a preacher the way you keep at a
person until she admits her sins. All right. Maybe he wasn’t impeding traffic.
I’ll even admit, I should have let him off with a verbal warning.”
“You’ve got a bad
case of Rookie Cop. Ever hear about pride going before a fall?”
The phone rang again.
Susannah decided it was better that Grace thought she was a gung ho rookie than
to have her learn the truth. She listened to Grace’s side of the conversation,
hoping someone, somewhere, needed a deputy. But the call was from another of
Grace’s friends. No escape. The only thing more boring than this job was the
small town she couldn’t escape from either. And the only thing more boring than that was her personal life.
In college, she’d had
friends. And dates. Though she’d never let any relationship slide into the
perilous waters of romance. She sure didn’t have to worry about that here.
Eligible men were as scarce as unbroken sand dollars on a Gulf coast beach. Not
that she cared, she silently affirmed. She’d decided long ago that all she
wanted was a career. She’d be a good cop. If her uncle would give her a chance.
She didn’t want romance, but a social life would be nice.
high school friends had deserted Vance for the bright lights of Houston or San
Antonio. She didn’t blame them. She’d have done the same if it hadn’t been for
her mother. Luke Orland, her high school boyfriend, was now a cop down in
Murphy’s Cove, but they hadn’t hooked up when she’d come home. To Luke, women
were divided into two groups. Those good for sexy fun and games, and those he’d
never get between the sheets. She still fell into the latter category.
Boring job. Boring
town. Boring personal life. The triple threat was about to do her in.
Maybe it would be more
bearable when Paula came home. Grace’s daughter taught at Sam Houston State,
the college they’d both attended. When the summer semester ended next week,
she’d be home. That might save her sanity.
annoyance, after Grace finished the latest call, she picked up where she’d left
off. “You’ve always been a rule follower, but in law enforcement,
professional courtesy is as important as protecting and serving. You don’t
write the Mayor’s pal a ticket. Especially when the Mayor runs the richest town
in the county. And you sure don’t ticket a cruiser from another police
department.” Then Grace spoiled the whole effect of her professional courtesy
lecture by giggling like a school girl. “There’s easier ways to get a stud
muffin like Hogan to notice you.”
stared at Grace. Surely the woman couldn’t know. “I did not write him a
ticket so he’d notice me. Even if the governor declares D. E. Hogan heaven’s
gift to womankind, I wouldn’t be interested. He’s not even what I’d call
Q,” a male voice drawled. “I’m mortally wounded. Are you sure you
don’t find me appealing?”
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